Blythe Renay


Dork, nerd, gamer, singer, dancer, comedian, performer. Damsel of .

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2009

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  1. Goddamit. Someone tweet if Leo won so I can stop refreshing and go back to this ep of TNG...

  2. Conversations with my cat: "At least we're not going to the vet. So no one's going to put anything in your butt."

  3. This week made me David Bowie, and I are #4 on Dr. Demento, and released a cartoon I voice acted in. <3

  4. Retweeted

    Oh sweet! "My Little Pwnage" is #4 on Dr. Demento this month! Tagging

  5. Retweeted

    Turns out , , , and I are governmental, chemtrail co-conspirators!

  6. It's one of those days when you're about to have a small anxiety attack, but then swoops in and saves you.

  7. . : "You don't want me to play the piano?" Me: "No, I just don't want to hear fucking Coldplay."

  8. Retweeted

    Things you might overhear in my house: "Did you see what your daughter just tweeted? You're to blame, you know!"

  9. Things you might overhear in my house: "Why are you so obsessed with old man buttholes??”

  10. I can't wait until we describe how old something is by indicating that it was back when the dinosaurs weren't alive.

  11. Blythe Renay followed and
    • @OoBurntToast

      Always with a smile on my face and possibly a cookie in my hand.. ヾ(^∇^) | Graphic Designer | Illustrator | Esports Enthusiast

  12. .: "You clearly focus on the negative plots." : "It's called DOWNton Abbey!"

  13. I always forget my leftovers when I go out to dinner. Until tonight! Tonight, I remembered my leftovers! And forgot my phone.

  14. Retweeted

    They're so close! But wont't get ANY money if they don't reach their goal in 4 hours! Pledge! Hurry!

  15. Memorizing a new script at lunch. A coworker asked if I was doing homework. Oh, no. Something much, much dumber.

  16. .: You’re crying because of Hamilton? Me: Well, that and I have the emotional capacity of a 3 year old who hasn’t had a nap.

  17. It sucks when you've read the comics but your bf hasn't. So you can't. say. anything.

  18. It's my favorite day as someone who works in an office! The day all the ladies measure the size of their men's dicks in the form of flowers!

  19. I hope one of my neighbors just heard me yell, “I brought home some fat nugs!” and has no idea I meant giant nuggets of granola.

  20. If doesn’t stop watching youtube videos while we’re watching tv shows, I’m calling Judge John !

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